Evangelical Christians who love Republican Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump are universally excited about the Trump Brand 666 Barcode Tattoo the campaign now requires for staff and supporters. The Trump camp unveiled the hot new trend in body art late last week at a Hollywood function, and since then it’s been impossible for the specially trained tattoo artists to keep up with the number of Christians who want to show their Trump love.
“It’s been crazy around here over the last few days,” stated tattoo artist Andy “the Dyslexic” Canard. “I set up a stand right in Mount Zion Megachurch last Sunday, and the Trump fans stood in line for hours.”
The Trump campaign is happy on how the roll out of this new technological aid is going. It’s widely acknowledged that Mr. Trump has the most valuable and up to date database of 666 Barcode Tattoo certifies . The 666 Barcode Tattoo certifies that voter information will continue to flow in for years to come.
“What’s incredible is the cutting edge nanotechnology we use,” explained Trump science consultant Dr. D. Evelle. “The mini-bots in the ink work together and broadcast an individual’s behavioral information so we will be able to create the most focused marketing campaigns in the history of man.”